virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

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samanthabarxx:

"I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!"

wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry

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whiteboyfriend:

I’m scared because I don’t know if she’s kidding or not

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

"Realize deeply that the present moment is all you will ever have."

— Eckhart Tolle (via loveyourchaos)

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sassafranski:

Downtown Oceanside
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