teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb—
"I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!"
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
what if 911 called you
— Eckhart Tolle (via loveyourchaos)